I'll take the creepy King
OK, I know I'm a one-trick poster lately, but here's more on the burger King from Drizzle my nizzle.
My opinion: You've gotta go with the skill-position player. Never build the franchise around a lineman. But then again, the King might have to go on injured reserve when someone like Nick punches him in the junk. So what do I know?
posted by JJ at 10:01 AM
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Wouldn't it stand to reason that the Diet Pepsi machine is actually pretty fast? I mean, clearly it's in great shape because it doesn't have nearly as many calories as a regular machine. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but the machine is a blue color, which is a darker color, indicating that it's fast, at least that's what Fisher DeBerry might argue.
You make interesting points, Mr. Kiper, but I don't have much confidence in The Machine's "hands". That vending area where The Machine catches the ball is tiny. Unless you're the Colts, there's no way your QB can put it where The Machine can catch it.
The King, on the other hand, is agile. And did I mention creepy? But, again, he would need a super-duper cup if he wants to stay off the injured list.
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