Set for life
I plan on winning the $340 million Powerball jackpot tonight, so the rest of y'all can tear up your tickets now. Let's just hope I don't end up like this guy.*
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What a jackass. My favorite part is: "Somebody screwed up here and somebody has to do something to make me happy."
No, actually, they don't. The guy intends to pursue the matter further. What does he think will happen? The newspaper plunks down a check for $300 million? Free subscription for a year?
But I digress.
I will be winning the jackpot tonight, in spite of the fact I did not play the Nos. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, which about a million people probably did. Too bad their lives will suck forever if the win and they'll end up on a crazy-ass desert island. Suckers!
posted by JJ at 1:28 PM
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Did you win??
I just posted the Slackers Slideshow on my blog--I think you'll really like it (and you're in it a few times).
Also, if you go to my photos link, there's a Slackers folder that contains photos from your going away party. Enjoy!
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